#7 “I hope I die on the table”

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Man, I’ll never forget this guy. He was a diabetic, 52 years old, came in with gangrene of the testicles. When we informed him that surgery was required to remove his private parts, he looked me straight in the eye and said, “I hope I d** on the table.”

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And he did. That dude willed himself into d***g.

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