#2: Fresh Sheets Bliss
Climbing into bed after fresh sheets is basically achieving nirvana without the meditation app subscription. The cool, smooth fabric against your skin? Chef’s kiss. It’s like the universe saying, “You survived today, here’s a reward.” No wrinkles, no mystery stains—just pure, innocent comfort.
And that faint laundry scent? It lingers like a good memory. You flop in dramatically, sigh louder than necessary, and suddenly adult life feels manageable. Pro tip: iron them once in a while for extra “sheetgasm” levels—yes, that’s a real term now.