#12: Clown Goose Encounter
I was once in a mall late at night and stopped to use the bathroom. As I came out of the stall, a goose dressed as a clown was standing in the doorway of the bathroom. After I finally got around the clowngoose and started running away, I crashed into a woman dressed as a clown who asked me “have you seen my goose?”
My friends didn’t believe me until the next day, when the goose was on the front page of the newspaper for winning second place in the pet costume contest.
