#7: Expired Million Dollar Winner
In the 90’s lifesaver storybooks had sweepstakes where you could win $1MM if you found “5 golden rings” on the inside wrapper. I never ate the butter rum flavor. Years later I was cleaning out my [stuff] before college and found a half eaten lifesaver storybook…gross, I know. As I was throwing them away I opened the butter rum thinking “wouldn’t it be ironic” and it was $1MM winner, 4 years expired.
I sat in shock for a while before throwing it away.
