Pet Food Taster
No, they don’t just sniff it. Professional pet food tasters actually chew and swallow kibble to evaluate texture, flavor, and nutritional balance. These culinary martyrs work in pet food labs or R&D departments to ensure Rover’s chicken entrée doesn’t taste like gravel. Fancy titles like “canine nutrition analyst” don’t change the fact that you’re voluntarily eating processed horse parts.
The worst part? Some of them claim certain brands are “actually quite tasty.” That sentence alone makes you reconsider all human choices. If your job has you dipping dry cat food into olive oil for a flavor boost, it might be time to reassess life goals—or at least your palate.
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