Maybe Not the Best Shirt Choice
When heading in for something as serious as a drug test, most people try to keep a low profile. Not this person. Standing at the counter in a brightly colored shirt that practically screams for attention, the message printed on the back reads: “You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. I can’t do both.” It’s the kind of bold statement that might get a laugh in casual settings—but here, it’s just unintentionally ironic.
Whether they meant it as a joke or not, wearing that shirt to a place clearly labeled for medical or employment screening is a bold move—one that likely raised eyebrows among the staff. There’s something hilariously self-sabotaging about broadcasting a message that directly undermines your reason for being there. If nothing else, it’s proof that fashion statements really do matter—especially when they send the exact wrong message at the exact wrong time.
