Zoomies Hands-Free Binocular Glasses
Zoomies were tiny binoculars you wore like glasses. Marketed for birdwatching, sporting events, and TV viewing, they claimed to offer 300% magnification with zero strain. No more lugging around binoculars—they sat right on your face!
Sadly, they were better at making youlookridiculous than actually helping you see. The image quality was blurry, the lenses distorted peripheral vision, and they fit so awkwardly they often fell off. Real binoculars worked better, and you didn’t look like a sci-fi villain trying to read the scoreboard.
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