Someone Stole My Sandwich (I Think)
A woman in Chicago reported her lunch stolen from the office fridge. She told police she suspected “one of the new interns” and demanded fingerprint dusting on the Tupperware.
The dispatcher gently explained this wasn’t a criminal matter, but the woman refused to back down. In the end, she was warned not to abuse 911. As for the missing sandwich? Found behind the juice cartons. Mystery solved. Justice… not quite served.
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