The Moon Is Following Me
In Florida, a clearly distressed woman called 911 to report being “followed by a glowing orb in the sky.” After trying to lose it by taking back roads, she realized it was still there. Her conclusion? She was being tracked by “government drones or witches.”
After a few clarifying questions, the dispatcher realized she was looking at the moon. Despite being told it was a celestial body, the caller hung up mid-sentence, likely unsatisfied with the lunar explanation.
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