There’s a Chicken Outside and It’s Judging Me
A caller in Arkansas claimed that a chicken had been sitting on her front porch for an hour, “just staring.” She suspected it belonged to a neighbor but said it looked “personally disappointed” in her lifestyle choices.
Police did retrieve the chicken, who offered no comment. The woman waved it goodbye but later confessed she missed “its quiet judgment.” Sometimes, poultry therapy is real.
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