When Firecrackers Met Red, White, & Bruised Ego
Meet the ultimate patriot who took ‘shooting fireworks’ a bit too literally. Attempting to dazzle his July 4th crowd with a hat-trick of pyrotechnics, this star-spangled showman ended up starring in a tragic DIY disaster.
His final act? Proving that even Uncle Sam’s wardrobe isn’t fireproof. RIP, America’s most enthusiastic (and now extinguished) hat model. Next time, stick to sparklers—your forehead will thank you!
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