Pillowcase Pendulum: A Parent’s Guilty Pleasure (Still No Custody Loss… Yet)
When your mini-human begs to be launched like a human cannonball and you’re too exhausted to say ‘no.’ Let’s just say parenting is 90% wingin’ it and 10% hoping child protective services aren’t scrolling through your Instagram memories. #TBTToWhenWePlayedSpaceMountainInOurKitchen #SurvivingParenthoodOneCrazyIdeaAtATime
(This blend of nostalgia and self-deprecating humor highlights the relatable chaos of parenting small humans while poking fun at the exaggerated “threat” of losing custody—because, let’s face it, every parent has done something they’d deny in court.)
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