The parents of a pet who couldn’t recognize their own fur after going to the groomer.

Freddie Fender, King of Haircuts

Let me introduce you to Freddie Fender. He probably has the fanciest haircut and attire. Not only does he have an interesting haircut, but it also looks like he dyes his hair. It looks like he partially dipped his head in vanilla. He also has a red jacket on his dog. I guess Freddie wanted to make sure he had the fanciest dog around.
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Looking at the details, the dog’s front paws also have an interesting cut. They don’t skimp on this look.