A collection of unbelievably unpleasant photos

Stumbling upon a clandestine gathering of hundreds of birds in the dead of night? That’s not your everyday occurrence, mate. This bloke just wanted to pop to the convenience store for a late-night snack, and ended up witnessing some inexplicable avian ritual. Where the heck are these birds off to at this hour? And why are they all facing the same way? So many questions, innit?
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There’s probably a reason why the car park’s deserted. Nobody fancied interrupting this bizarre bird convention and getting on their bad side, I reckon.