It was an accident.
The soccer field became the stage for a drama more over-the-top than a daytime soap opera! Our valiant hero, a player with the stopping power of a polar bear shot with a tranquilizer gun, somehow managed to unleash an “Ass-Targeting Tornado.”
With a cheetah-like burst of speed, he slammed right into the unsuspecting opponent’s rear end. The crowd erupted in laughter, and the referee was fighting back tears!
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