My Husband Won’t Stop Farting
A frustrated wife in Pennsylvania dialed 911 because her husband “wouldn’t stop passing gas on purpose.” She said it had become a form of “domestic torture” and wanted officers to remove him from the premises.
The dispatcher explained that flatulence wasn’t a police matter. Still, she argued it was “aggressive and premeditated.” The police never showed up—but her husband reportedly stopped… for a day.
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