A Ghost Stole My Socks


A man in Kentucky swore a ghost had stolen his socks. Not one or two pairs—all of them. He told dispatch he suspected the ghost of his ex-wife, and he wanted “a medium or a cop, whichever is available first.”

Police arrived and found a pile of socks behind the dryer. The man nodded solemnly and said, “She’s still messing with me.” The officer said nothing, just backed out slowly.

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