I Need a Ride to Taco Bell


A hungry man in Nevada called 911 and asked for a police escort to Taco Bell. When told that wasn’t how the service worked, he replied, “But y’all have cars and I’ve got no tacos.”

He was warned not to misuse emergency services. Sadly, no chalupas were involved in the resolution of this call. Though rumor has it one officer did drive past Taco Bell later—out of curiosity or pity.

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