The Most Absurd ‘Emergency’ Calls Police Actually Received

I’m Being Followed by a Duck

A man walking in a suburban park became convinced a duck was stalking him. He called 911 and said, “It keeps quacking, and I think it wants something.”

Officers responded and observed the duck waddling behind the man because… he had bread crumbs on his shoes. They suggested he leave the park or lose the snacks. The duck? Still hopeful.

Advertisements