Help! There’s Glitter Everywhere
In New York, a woman frantically called 911 saying someone had broken into her apartment and “exploded glitter” everywhere. She suspected her ex-boyfriend, whom she described as “a petty magician.”
Police arrived to discover it was actually from a broken party popper left from New Year’s. No foul play—just festive leftovers. The woman apologized, but added, “Glitter is basically a felony anyway.”
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