The Most Absurd ‘Emergency’ Calls Police Actually Received

I Accidentally Married a Mannequin

In Las Vegas, a confused and possibly inebriated man called 911 after realizing the “woman” he married at a themed bachelor party chapel wasn’t real. He had “signed something” and wanted to annul it immediately.

Police advised him that novelty weddings with mannequins have no legal standing. He was relieved but claimed she “had great eye contact.” The mannequin was left at the chapel, presumably heartbroken.

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