Stingray Uses Woman as Uber
A smiling tourist stands in shallow water with her arms out, proudly showing off the enormous stingray that has decided her head is the perfect resting spot. The ray is draped over her like a living parasail, mouth wide open in what can only be described as pure aquatic judgment.
She looks thrilled, as if being chosen as stingray furniture is the highlight of her vacation. Meanwhile everyone else in the background is slowly backing away, suddenly remembering they left the stove on at home. Steve Irwin is somewhere rolling in his grave and applauding at the same time.
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