Surfing Nun Defies Physics and God

A fully dressed nun in traditional black habit and white coif is somehow riding a wave like she’s auditioning for Point Break 2: Holy Water. Arms outstretched for balance, veil flapping like a crucifix necklace bouncing, she looks equal parts serene and ready to exorcise the ocean itself.
While normal surfers wear wetsuits, this sister chose the complete opposite of hydrodynamic clothing and still managed to stay upright. The guys in the background paddling on regular boards look genuinely confused, as if the Lord himself is providing extra buoyancy. Somewhere, a priest is clutching his rosary and whispering, “That’s not how habits work.”
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