Dog’s Vacation Officially Ruined

This poor beach dog is living every dude’s dream and every dog’s nightmare at the same time. Surrounded by more bikini bottoms than he can count, he’s staring into the camera with the hollow, thousand-yard stare of a creature whose soul has left his body.

His expression perfectly translates to “I was promised fetch and treats, not an endless parade of human buttocks.” The half-open mouth and side-eye scream quiet resignation, as if he’s mentally calculating how many more hours until he can go home and lie under the couch until 2026. Truly the most relatable beach photo ever taken.

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