That Was An Accident

It was as dramatic as a soap opera on the soccer field! Our valiant hero, a player with the stopping power of a wounded polar bear, somehow managed to invent the “Butt-Seeking Torpedo.”
With the momentum of a sprinting cheetah, he charged straight into the backside of an unsuspecting opponent. The spectators burst into laughter, while the referee desperately tried to hold back his tears of laughter!