There was an accident.

The football pitch was as dramatic as a soap opera! Our valiant hero, a player with the stopping power of an injured polar bear, somehow managed to invent the “butt-goal torpedo.”

With the start of a sprinting cheetah, he charged straight into the backside of an unsuspecting opponent. The crowd erupted in laughter while the referee desperately tried to hold back his laugh-tears!

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