Dog Breath Sniffer
Fresh breath for dogs is apparently serious business. So serious, in fact, that pet product companies employ people to assess canine halitosis. These professionals get right up into Fido’s grill to determine whether that new dental chew is doing its job or just adding bacon-flavored doom to the mix.
Between slobber, plaque, and wet dog smell, this role combines olfactory bravery with daily existential crises. You haven’t known regret until you’ve been barked in the face while rating breath on a 1-to-10 stink scale. At least dental chews are improving—unlike your sanity.
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