Toilet Paper Quality Tester

Someone out there is paid to feel, fold, and even test the softness, strength, and dissolvability of toilet paper. With titles like “product texture analyst,” these people judge ply strength and compare how various brands hold up under pressure—figuratively and literally.

Imagine a lab where everyone’s goal is to prevent future disappointment in the bathroom. Now imagine being so familiar with the tensile strength of TP that you have opinions on embossing patterns. That’s the life of a toilet paper tester. Glamorous? No. Necessary? Arguably.

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