40. As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
41. What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
42. I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
43. Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
44. Someone stole my wife’s credit card the other day. I never reported it, though. They’re spending a lot less than she did.
