49. The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.
50. Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
51. I just got my doctor’s test results, and I’m really upset about it. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
52. What’s the special dish in a restaurant for cannibals? Heads, shoulders, knees, and toes.
