137. My husband says I’m too competitive. I told him I already knew that.

138. My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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139. My boyfriend broke up with me because he said I was too mysterious. Or did he?

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140. My girlfriend’s birthday is in a week and she said, “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring!” So I got her nothing.

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