191. Every time I look in the mirror I think, “Wow, they really let anyone have kids.”
192. I don’t have a midlife crisis. I have a midlife acceptance that this is as good as it gets.
193. My hobbies include overthinking, forgetting why I walked into a room, and pretending I’m fine.
194. I’m at the age where my back goes out more than I do.
195. The best part about turning 40 is realizing 30 was just a warm-up for the real pain.
