Human Statue
You’ve seen them in tourist districts—painted silver or gold, standing perfectly still for hours. These street performers play human statues, relying on spare change and sheer muscle control to pay rent. Don’t blink, don’t breathe heavy, and for heaven’s sake, don’t scratch that itch.
It’s part endurance test, part performance art, part “why am I doing this?” question mark. Rain, wind, or weird tourists poking you—it all comes with the job. And if your “freeze face” cramps mid-shift, well, that’s showbiz, baby.
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